Thursday, August 23, 2012

Cry Me a River....


August 23, 2012

Cry Me a River….

 

BREAKING NEWS:

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are ENGAGED!!
 

 
          After a highly publicized marriage (and then divorce) with a Mr. Pitt and multiple failed relationships to follow (Vince Vaughn and dare I mention John Mayer?), Miss Rachel Green is officially being taken off the market (again). There has been speculation of pregnancy, adoption and even a break up with this couple, but as of late, it has been confirmed Aniston & Theroux will be tying the knot.

        Now, don’t get me wrong, I am a huge fan of Miss Aniston (I religiously watch Friends every night), but how come “we the people” are so obsessed with celebrity relationships? Not just that, but we get really involved in all the juicy details to the point we feel we are a part of them. Is it that we wish we could have these over-the-top lives? Is it because the media glamorizes divorces & these same relationship experiences (good and bad) that we normal people have? I believe so.

        I remember being in about the fifth or sixth grade when I was devastated to learn Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake were indeed an item. My world came crashing down. JT, the man of my dreams, the guy whose face was all over my bedroom wall, was no longer available for this young hopeful. But, with my teenage devastation then became infatuation. I followed every news story and read every magazine that covered this picture perfect couple. I cannot tell you how happy this teen became when Brit Brit cheated on JT & he then wrote my absolute favorite song of 2002.

       The crazy thing of it is, you would think ten years later that I would have matured & moved on, but you know, I still find myself entertained by these stories (so you can imagine my thoughts when his engagement to Jessica Biel was confirmed!).  Celebrity news is so easy to relate to, because when you take away all the glitz and the glam, they are real people who live real lives and have real problems too.

 All I’m saying is, you don’t need that 20 karat rock Kim K was lugging around for 72 days. Go get yourself a nice Ring Pop & show that bad boy off. In the end, you will be a lot happy because it will be cheaper, oh-so yummy & not end in divorce.
(By the way, if you dont remember that 2002 song...click on the link below)
Til we get things heated up again, I'm missAZsun!

2 comments:

  1. Very entertaining, Chastity! I loved the ring pop bit. It's excellent advice. I think I may go buy one as a reminder...:-)

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  2. Thanks! And by the way...it is Chasity, not Chastity. :) Happens all the time.

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